the bear was a ghetto bear
because we had two hour standardized testing for one class, i only had my other 2 classes for short periods of time. we did a group story where they would write for 5 minutes and then pass their paper to the next student. the topic, against my better judgement, was "mr. werner gets stuck on a deserted island." here are some choice excerpts:
* "Soon Mr. Werner realized that it was a shark and when the shark jumped for his head he leaned backwards like The Matrix. The shark missed him by 1 inch. When the shark hit the water Mr. Werner started jetting. He was gone until he ran into a tree and landed on top of a cactus."
* (Mr. Werner talking) "You know my dance was the stuff. I dance better than anyone. However, some parts I lack. I can't do the Harlem Shake that well. But I can rock the Crypt Walk. Oh, oh. Go Werner, go Werner, it's your birthday, it's your birthday. 4 hours had passed and he was still rocking the Crypt Walk."
* "Mr. Werner went to a secret island. People look at Mr. Werner and they jump on Mr. Werner. It was like WWE Smackdown."
* "All of the sudden a frog came and danced around the fire. Mr. Werner started to dance with the frog. The frog fell into the fire. Mr. Werner ate the frog."
* "So Mr. Werner pushed the bear one good time, so that he could get up. So he got up and they started fighting. They was doing karate. The bear was a ghetto bear. The bear beat 'em up real bad and took his money. Mr. Werner was mad so he pulled out a 49 caliber and shot the bear."
Tuesday, December 10 at 12:55 PM
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