Gwyneth Paltrow Can't Fool Me
I had an epic dream last night. I figured out that a girl from Portfolio Center was actually Gwyneth Paltrow in disguise, and she was engaged to Chris Martin from Coldplay. We were in a building that was being evacuated for some reason, so we went to a mountain resort that had confusing roads twisting and tunneling through it. That led us to a subway, where we met up with a few other PC students. But then some guy was trying to proclaim himself as "King of the Subway" and kept on trying to climb higher; the subway car somehow became an auditorium and he was trying to be on the highest ground - but I beat him to it. He started to throw up and I spoke fluent Korean to him. Then more people started throwing up, and one person was starting to drown with her head in a sink - so I had to carry her unconscious self through the mountain tunnels with several other people. I think there was more, but I woke up shortly thereafter.
And this is why it happened: I saw Seven this weekend, co-starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Alison's going to a wedding this weekend. Yesterday Howard said he saw Coldplay in Radio City Music Hall. I drove a lot through winding roads yesterday to get some art supplies. Dayle is doing a project with subway systems from around the world. I saw a picture yesterday of a tortilla chip platter with a pumpkin throwing up guacamole. Jeff and I sometimes say Korean phrases to each other. Jen has a small "midget" sink at her place. Take that, Freud.
Tuesday, November 4 at 7:38 AM
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